A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She
wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on
prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well
then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get
a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go
and give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps,
determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to
the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing
waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he
spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning
speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy
bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all
lying on their backs.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The
blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes
heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out .
"SHIT...THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
